After the makeovers and the departure of Amber and the re-introduction of Lisa, the girls were sent to their new home. Which had a fucking circus theme.
Kinda like this
Though, I wish it was more like this...
Anyway, Bianca acts like an asshole, Lisa LOOKS cha cha but acts like the human equivalent of Muzak and Nicole is still doing her best to alienate the other girls. Good for her.
Photo Shoot: Baby Photos
The girls are shown a baby picture of theirs and are challenged to replicate it. But high fashion. Sadly, no one brought a photo of them with spaghetti all over their face.
Sundai
I don't know what she thought she was doing with this. The original picture was pretty much the same except she wasn't about to be date raped at a kegger.
Lisa
It's like girl-John Wayne Gacey.
Erin
Now, I liked this photo but as everyone pointed out - she most likely lucked into this one. And considering that Erin is one of the most boring people on earth, I'm interested in seeing what she does next week.
LuLu
It's a weeeeee bit sexy but still very fashion. She straddled the line nicely.
Brittany
Le sigh...
Bianca
The pose is pretty 101 and it's pretty clear that she wasn't putting any effort into the shoot since she didn't get what she wanted in make up and wardrobe.
Rachel
This is the closest that I have ever seen to a real magazine shot. It sells the clothes and merch but still screams fashion. Except for the Wanking Claw.
Laura
She seems like such a nice girl and I think that comes across in this picture. It's lovely but not the best in the world. But she could get better.
Kara
It's OK. There's nothing wrong with it, just like there's nothing right with it.
Ashley
Of course, she looks like Tyra in the face. While she comes off a little stiff, this is still a great photo.
Jennifer
Oh Jennifer...how do I love you! Mr. J seemed a little hesitant when she asked to play in the sand, but once she got dirrrty, he looooved it. A bit much on the nostrils but still a fab photo.
Nicole
THIS is my favorite photo. How ever weird she is, how ever much the other girls want to vilify her - I don't care. I. Don't. Care. This is a great picture.
Courtney
You will get no argument from me: this is a stunning photo. But it looks like an actress that's modeling. So I'm not sure what's going to happen next week.
Rae
What a lovely and angelic photo. She looks like the "Childlike Empress."
Before the girls go to their first panel they are alerted to the fact that it still exists by a Box of Death. It actually looks like a mini-Pirate's chest with a skull on top. Inside is the usual note about someone going home. Maybe Tyra doesn't want to be associated with someone being sent home anymore?
Panel
Tyra looks pretty nice!
As promised the fourth seat on the panel would be left open to a Guest Judge every week. This time we were treated to Chanel Iman
I like her!
The judges and I agreed on pretty much everything.
Rachel - took a good picture except for the claw.
Ashley- looked great.
Brittany - was OK.
Jennifer- took a great photo.
Kara - looks good only in profile.
Rae - had the loveliest photo of the bunch.
Sundai - was not very good.
Lisa- was not very good.
Nicole - looked amazing.
Laura - did a great job and looked lovely.
Bianca - clearly had a problem; while the pose was OK, her face was terrible.
(What super pissed me off is that she affected an embarrassed attitude because she was "caught." You're on a reality TV show where cameras and people follow you 24/7 you dumbass)
Erin - looked good.
LuLu - took a very nice photo.
Courtney - looked lovely and took a great photo.
Unfortunately, not everyone can be winners. As the names keep getting called Bianca becomes more and more confused as to why she isn't called early. I guess Tyra's verbal bitch-slap about fixing her attitude didn't sink in like she thought it would...And poor Sundai. I thought she was going to melt into the floor like Amelie - even Tyra noticed it!
Death Match: Lisa vs. Bianca
Lisa: has "potential" but her photo wasn't good and her personality seemed non-existent. In fact, Lisa didn't seem to care about being brought back, given a make over, and set up in a professional photo shoot.
Bianca: had a pretty good photo but has personality in spades - except it's a super shitty one. So, since the make over wasn't good enough, the make up wasn't good enough and the costume wasn't good enough you'd think that Bianca could care less about staying in this dog and pony show.
Loser: Lisa
I guess we are going to find out if this was the right decision. None of the other girls thought it was (me neither) but the show needs it's drama and they already have one lame duck (Nicole) but that one can model.
Next week: the girls pose with horses. And two are sent walking.
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