Teyona

YES! YES! YES!

This is what ANTM needs. She's absolutely in the running for High Bitch. AND I think she might win.

20 years old and from New Jersey is a good formula for drama. Top that off w/ and occupation called "Loss Prevention Representative" and I think we are in luck. If the job is what I think it is, then she worked in the banking industry and bossed people around all day. SWEET.

She's not that bad to look at either but I think her inexperience will leave her grasping at any chance to get ahead.

Tahlia

Barf.

Mom hair. Mom clothes. Mom necklace. Mom pose. Mom smile.

I wouldn't be surprised if she came w/ a mini-van. And to think that she is another 18 year old "student"?!? But she's from Arizona, so I suppose she would be bland.

My only hope is that she goes bat-shit crazy upon entering the house.

Sandra

So, is it Sandra or Saaaaandra? I think it's going to be Saaaaandra on account that she's from Maryland.

The jury is still out on this chick. On the one hand she's rather lovely but on the other, she IS a tad plain. You know? I do love the hand-in-the-pocket-L.L. Bean-modeling though. I like that a sister will rock a little yachting.

But she still confuses me. At 18 (and a student) I think she's got the willful ignorance of youth to run for High Bitch. But there is a distinct aura of cool about her that throws me off guard.

I'm liking her.

Nijah

There are a couple of ladies ("ladies") representing southern California this time around - I like it!

Nijah comes from the planned community of Rancho Cucamounga, which has the color palate of beige and salmon. I'm just hoping that she will bring some flavor.

Not sure yet if the name is "ethnic" or just lame. The probability of her running for High Bitch gives me hope that it's just lame.

And since she's 18 and an "aspiring model" only makes it more likely.

Still, she's not my favorite sister. I think we can do better.

Natalie

Could she care less about being here?

I suppose I could cut her a little slack since she is from Palos Verdes, California - the most boring place on earth. But I'd rather not.

Actually, I hate every thing about her. The name is so Mall. The shirt is so Mall. And it looks like she's wearing white jeans. WHITE JEANS.

Ugh! Yeah, 19 and a "student." Whatever.

London

Jesus! Who are these assholes in Texas that are naming their babies all retarded. London? Does she know where London is?

But this little thing may prove somewhat interesting. Notice the leopard-print cuff? And the shiny leather pants? That's right: we have a Crazy Bitch! I doubt she will be as mentally deficient/insane as either Jael or Jade were but I suspect there will be some nudity and a lot of cussing.

Factor in that she's and 18 year old "student" and you have a good chance for drama.

Kortnie

Oh lord...if Fo is the dumbest name ever, then Kortnie is the dumbest spelling ever.
And she's from Texas. And she's 24. And she's a "Non-Profit Organizer."
All that means is she will be so full of herself and have such an inflated ego. There won't be a minute that goes by w/out her referring to her "charity" work or that she's "older but wiser" than the other girls.

Looks like we have another in the running for High Bitch this Cycle!

This is going to be awesome.